Toast Aficionados Gifts

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"A votre sante!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

A little fizz?

The final all-toast supper at apartment 5-B