Toast Aficionados Gifts

'Let's get these coats off, get over by the fire and get nice and toasty.'

'Thanks -- now I need to withdraw the money again to buy some bread.'

"I guess we never should've put Ned and Betty in there together."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

The Family Joules: Part 16

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Pope tarts.

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"Looks like a storm ahead, Captain." "I think you're being over dramatic."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.