French Toast Fanatic Gifts

"A votre sante!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Cooking with Pierre

'How would you like your toast?'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"What would you serve with toast?"