French Food Fanatic Gifts

Cooking with Pierre

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Pick your own escargots.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"A votre sante!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

French man holding a dish.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Placier.

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'