French Food Enthusiast Gifts

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Garlic Free Zone.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Gigot de sept heures."

Cooking with Pierre

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'The escargots are underdone.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

French man holding a dish.

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

Placier.

"We will always have Paris."

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'More French bread, sir?.'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Robinson le Creusot