French Food Enthusiast Pillows

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Garlic Free Zone.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

Cooking with Pierre

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

French man holding a dish.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Placier.

"We will always have Paris."

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

'More French bread, sir?.'

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

'Did monsieur enjoy the meal?' - 'I could get more nourishment biting my lip.'