French Cuisine Admirer Pillows

I love French.

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Gigot de sept heures."

Cooking with Pierre

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

French man holding a dish.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Placier.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"We will always have Paris."

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

'More French bread, sir?.'

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

'I said French Fries.'