French Cuisine Admirer Gifts

I love French.

'Hang on a minute, the small print says: 'Endorsed by the French Government'...'

"Well, you howler monkeys sure know how to attract a waiter's attention..."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

Cooking with Pierre

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

French man holding a dish.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Your French dip, sir.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Placier.

"We will always have Paris."

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

'More French bread, sir?.'

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'I said French Fries.'