French Cuisine Fan Gifts

Robinson le Creusot

Garage. The french restaurant's snail delivery vehicle broke down --- They want to know if we can make their escargot cargo car go.

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

'You're an enchanted prince? Bah, that's kids' stuff! I'm in a much worse way - I'm an enchanted French cook!'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Cooking with Pierre

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Voltaire

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

French Army knife

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Culinary Culture.

Paul Bocuse caricature

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'