French Cuisine Lovers Gifts

If you give a mouse a French cookie

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Cooking with Pierre

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'The escargots are underdone.'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'My French is not so good.'

Culinary Culture.

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"My bouche was not amused."

"Pat? de fois gras avec des petits pois et pommes de terre au gratin? Very well, sir ? is generic okay?"

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

French man holding a dish.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'