French Food Fan Gifts

Try our frogs' legs.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Voltaire

Cooking with Pierre

"Gigot de sept heures."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

French Army knife

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'The escargots are underdone.'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

French man holding a dish.

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Placier.