French Food Fan Gifts

Try our frogs' legs.

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Voltaire

Cooking with Pierre

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

French Army knife

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

French man holding a dish.

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Placier.

'Your French dip, sir.'