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Robinson le Creusot

"Apologies, monsieur, frogs legs are off the menu."

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'Creme Vichyssoise?' 'I'll have a cheese roll.'

'Boy that was a scary movie!'

'You're an enchanted prince? Bah, that's kids' stuff! I'm in a much worse way - I'm an enchanted French cook!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

Voltaire

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Cooking with Pierre

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

French Army knife

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'My French is not so good.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

'The escargots are underdone.'