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'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Cooking with Pierre

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

French man holding a dish.

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Placier.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'Your French dip, sir.'

"We will always have Paris."

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'More French bread, sir?.'

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Robinson le Creusot