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'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Gigot de sept heures."

Cooking with Pierre

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'The escargots are underdone.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

French man holding a dish.

'Your French dip, sir.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Placier.

"We will always have Paris."

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'More French bread, sir?.'

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Robinson le Creusot