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Cooking with Pierre

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Pick your own escargots.

Counting ribs

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"A votre sante!"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'The escargots are underdone.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

French man holding a dish.

'Three, two, one. Stand clear.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Placier.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

Cutlery store: Big Sale! Everything slashed!