Toast Enthusiasts Gifts

In their secret campaign to enslave humanity, the machines make their first big misstep with Artificial Sincerity.

'Dad, I wanted my toast lightly browned, not burnt!'

Toast lovers before and after

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"Be on the lookout for two lightly toasted slices of multigrain bread. They got about half hour head start."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

The Family Joules: Part 16

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Champagne

Toast: the high energy food

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

Pope tarts.

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"A votre sante!"

Love wine

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"To toast!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH