Toasting Aficionado Gifts

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'No ice.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Toast: the high energy food

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Absent friends!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"They grow up so fast."

'How would you like your toast?'

'Toast'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you