Toasting Aficionado Prints

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'No ice.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Toast: the high energy food

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Absent friends!'

Pope tarts.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prawn Cocktail Please

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'How would you like your toast?'

'Toast'

"They grow up so fast."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.