Toaster Aficionado Prints

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"The Toast Whisperer"

Toast with tanlines

White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.

Toast pops up and sticks to fly strip.

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Girls learn to feed themselves earlier than boys do.

Have you seen this toaster?

'And where do we go after we die if we're good?'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Pope tarts.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Prosecco

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'How would you like your toast?'

"A votre sante!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

"What would you serve with toast?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.