Toast Lover Gifts

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Munch Master.

'Your horoscope says you're going to have a nasty accident today.'

Suggestions box pops up some toast.

ATM toaster

Toast of the future

"Back in my day, we put avocado on our toast, not googleberries and wagyu flakes."

Wife to husband about smoking toaster: 'Don't worry, it's a controlled burn.'

'It's pop-up toast rack.'

'Sorry, there was a typo in the ad. It was supposed to read, 'Ghost' Whisperer.'

'Hot indeed.'

'People say I take after my Mum - What do you want on your toast?'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

"You'll pray to your god for me? Fine. I'll pray to my toaster for you. Expect similar results."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Bread and Butter

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Menu Dating

Toast: the high energy food

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Pint

Love wine

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices