French Toast Fanatic T-Shirts

"A votre sante!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Toast: the high energy food

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

Cooking with Pierre

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'