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"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Today's special... donuts.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Garlic Free Zone.

Jewish Geometry

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Non-Humble Pie.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Coffee shop

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

Cooking with Pierre

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Hey, honey bun!'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"George often brings his work home with him."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"A votre sante!"

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."