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Driest croissant in all the world.

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Picking pastries.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Bermuda Triangles

Punt Cake

Today's special... donuts.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Pastry Hat

Pastries and Candy

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'