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80% of donuts enrolled in yoga classes never return after the first session. 'The first step is finding your inner self.'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

Croissant Neuf.

'Mary is visiting from Ames, Iowa and is responsible for all of the carbohydrates.'

Tough day coach. What happened?...I think it's pretty obvious Frank...You can't win a ball game with that many turnovers!

I was fortunate as a young baker... I had a good roll model.

Parisian man eating pastries

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

BREAK TIME!

"I should have left that place and those toxic jerks a long time ago!. . . But the break room pastries were so good."

'It's blueberry...Blackbirds are out of season.'

''Romantic'? No - but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"You'll need something more exciting than chocolate eclairs if you're hoping to leave them into temptation!"

"Hey you...want a bunuelo?"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Can you tell me Simon about the turnover?"

'Throw in a Danish and we'll talk.'

Muffin having visitation with another muffin in a bakery display case

Butterfly

The Donut Trap

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

"Ooo, are those macaroons fresh?"

Donuts. Pastries. Danish. Cookies. I'm breaking my diet resolution, but on the other hand I'm keeping my resolution to visit old friends!

Hey, Doug 1.0. How've you been? Boot me up, Rudy. You want a coffee? Valid input. Equation scone inclusive. And a pastry? You also want a pastry? Hit enter. I can't speak geek, but I can understand a bit of it. Logging off.

Rudy, we're recalling all our pastries. What? Not a big deal. Happens all the time, our low-cost distributor may not have used the freshest ingredients. Has anyone died of lead poisoning. Recall!

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Just out of the oven, Jacque's head is filled with the irresistible aroma of freshly baked brioche.

"I'm from France."

"My greatest weakness is a cream puff."

Any time is cake o'clock

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"