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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"You're the lid to my pot."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Pastries and Candy

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Jewish Geometry

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Coffee shop

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

Parisian man eating pastries

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"George often brings his work home with him."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

'McWit Plumbing and Lite Puff Pastries.' The only way to survive in today's economy it's good to diversify.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.