Pastry Enthusiasts Prints

Driest croissant in all the world.

'How did you get your pastry so thin?' Steam roller.

"How many, 'This will go right to my hips' in a jelly donut?"

Lady of the Cake.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Diner.

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

Punt Cake

Tension filled the tent.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Bermuda Triangles

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Today's special... donuts.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Pastries and Candy

Pastry Hat

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"