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"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Pastries and Candy

Apple Pie Abduction

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Coffee shop

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

Non-Humble Pie.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"You order the raspberry danish?"

"I'm a monster."

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

Flan-eating bacteria

Couch Potatoes

Parisian man eating pastries

"George often brings his work home with him."

'Hey, honey bun!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Cake Walk.

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

She found baking helped enormously.

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Fortunately for the pigs, the wolf had stopped at the house of pancakes before he got to their house of straw.

"Where's the Danish?"

What's a Texas Tommy? A hot dog stuffed with cheese and wrapped in bacon. Little Pete's Sounds great. Does it come with anything? A coronary.

Greedy child