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"Are you as excited as I am?"

'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Cheese - providing sunblock for toast since 1754.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Vinnie's Tanning Salon.

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

'Will you fix me some toast? . . . But you fix it so much better than I do. . . Sure I'm crazy. Crazy about your toast.'

"Ah, just the person I was looking for."

Frog toaster.

'Of course it's BURNT - it's toast,innit!'

'How would you like your toast?'

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

"For the last time, we serve pancakes with 590 topping combinations. I am not serving you plain toast!"

Cat startled by toaster.

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Remote Toaster

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

Pope tarts.

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Building a gingerbread house

"A votre sante!"

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."