Toast Aficionado T-Shirts

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'Hey French toast! My bread brothers! You wouldn't believe all the lies I've heard about you.'

Cheese - providing sunblock for toast since 1754.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Sorry for the delay -- your power toast has become all-powerful."

'Will you fix me some toast? . . . But you fix it so much better than I do. . . Sure I'm crazy. Crazy about your toast.'

"Ah, just the person I was looking for."

Frog toaster.

'Of course it's BURNT - it's toast,innit!'

'How would you like your toast?'

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

"For the last time, we serve pancakes with 590 topping combinations. I am not serving you plain toast!"

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Remote Toaster

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Toast: the high energy food

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

Building a gingerbread house

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"A votre sante!"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."