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Bread flies past toasters.

"Hey! - You can't grill cheese in a TOASTER!"

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Toast: the high energy food

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Pope tarts.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Prosecco

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Patissier

'How would you like your toast?'

Mouse with a cat cake.