Avocado Toast Enthusiast T-Shirts

Ostrich reacts to looking at animal videos, reading the news and watching Fox news.

Happy Valentine's Day, Millennial,

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

Advocado

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'How would you like your toast?'

Avocado Timeline

"A votre sante!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

Toast Pops Out of Piggy Bank.

When avocados go soft

"What would you serve with toast?"

A little fizz?