Avocado Aficionado Pillows

New green building materials: Pseudo-plywood made from ground up avocado seeds mixed with tofu.

Advocado

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"Now more than ever I need the right kind of avocado toast."

"Honey wake up, the avocados are ripe!"

"Back in my day, we put avocado on our toast, not googleberries and wagyu flakes."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"You've got to lose some weight!"

Have you ever wondered where smashed avocado comes from...?

"Oh, man! I need to start working out!"

When avocados go soft

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

"Wow, you've absolutely smashed it."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Two vegans, please."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Avocado Timeline

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Mediterranean Martini

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Free love