Oven Aficionado Pillows

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Cooking souffle.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

La Table

You're the puff in my pastry!

Tension filled the tent.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Advocado

Flying sauces.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Cake Friday!

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'It's all homemade.'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Choice hellhole

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'How was the squid?'

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Beauty and the Baste

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'