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'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

Cooking souffle.

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

La Table

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

Tension filled the tent.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Advocado

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Flying sauces.

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'It's all homemade.'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Choice hellhole

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'How was the squid?'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

Beauty and the Baste