Oven Enthusiast T-Shirts

You're the puff in my pastry!

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Domestic Goddess.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Baking

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

Cook in the cookery section.

A Creature WAS Stirring

"A little under done?"