Stone Oven Fanatic T-Shirts

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Too much club."

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"This must be Easter Island!"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"I call it angle-poise"

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."