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"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Second hand furniture.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Man, times have changed.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Early Business Planning

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Used wheels

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"What if it's smarter than us?"