Stone Aficionado Mugs

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Second hand furniture.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Man, times have changed.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Early Business Planning

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Used wheels

Nick Cave

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Nick Cave

Not-so-easy listening...

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.