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"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

"Apparently everybody just left for some 'me time'."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Caption Contest TK

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Whittlers Mother

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Tall Snowman

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"We think it had something to do with love."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Keister Island

Tree and man

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring