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Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring

A caveman carves wine and a glass out of stone.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Rodin's THE FEELER

George Papandreou.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

The Thinker and the Doer.

'It's slobberin' time!'

"It was a botched surgery."

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Whittlers Mother

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Stonehens

"I call it angle-poise"