Stone Carving Admirer Gifts

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring

A caveman carves wine and a glass out of stone.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Early Business Planning

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

The Thinker / The Kiss.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

George Papandreou.

'I had a cough at the time!'

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

"It was a botched surgery."

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

Stonehens

Moai having a lightbulb moment

"I call it angle-poise"

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

Alberto Giacometti.

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'