Stone Carving Aficionado Gifts

"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

"Apparently everybody just left for some 'me time'."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

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'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Tall Snowman

"We think it had something to do with love."

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Tree and man

Keister Island

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Bit more shoulder luv"

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring

Teapot