Wood Carving Aficionado Gifts

Whittlers Mother

Retirement: the turning point - 'The heck with the morning paper - I'm whittling.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Rocking horse

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

D.I.Y

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

"It was a botched surgery."

Luthier

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Here's how it works, Freddie. Men never do figure out what women want, so eventually we all sign up for woodworking.'

Pinochio's Computer

"That's brilliant Mr Beaver: These wooden platforms are a lot more durable than lilypads..."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

Tall Snowman

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

"Reproduction furniture."

Tree and man

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

Lumberjack cutting down tree in the rain.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Irish Jig Saws

"Bit more shoulder luv"

Your Face In Stone

Nice one, Darling. You've given us a Gothic arch cut out ouf the kitchen table.