Stone Carving Enthusiast Gifts

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Early Business Planning

Caption Contest TK

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"It was a botched surgery."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Tall Snowman

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

"We think it had something to do with love."

"The Ten Commandments Do-It-Yourself Kit"

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Tree and man

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

Keister Island

"Bit more shoulder luv"

Your Face In Stone

Sculptor sculpts an easel

The First Swim Ring

"Guys, hey guys. The general changed his mind. He says he wants it done in cursive!"