Stone Art Enthusiast Gifts

Early Business Planning

"Note the arrangement of stones, the primitive inscriptions and drawings... Hopkins! We've discovered a prehistoric cartoon-a-day calendar!"

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Early accounting scandals.

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The first animation.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

The first art critic