Stone Age Art Lover Gifts

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Early Business Planning

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Early accounting scandals.

Goddess

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Used wheels

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Political Cave Art

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"I love it!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

Fall in the Greek Temple

"I call it angle-poise"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

'Is the fire included?'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'