Stone Age Aficionado Gifts

'Game shows were popular right from the start ? especially when the game won.'

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

"Clever devil, first the wheel, then nought percent finance."

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

"Dang, there go our insurance rates!"

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

The first Dermatologist.

'Cavemen had a hard time putting up their building permits.'

The jigsaw is born.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'We'll need someone to come up with a manual.'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Good evening, sir. Good evening, madame. Primitive or non-primitive?'

'Now, let's remember where we parked it.'

The first art critic

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Must you keep living in the past?

'Forget it! - The last time we voted for you, we ended up with a ROCK shortage!'

'Extraordinary! Apparently primitive cave people did say 'yabba dabba doo'.'

Early Geologists

'The gatherers are forming a union.'

'Switch to plan 'B'.'

'Did you get a load of the rock that Gronk just got his wife for their anniversary?'

'Have you considered allowing your woman to walk alongside you?' 'Oh, PLEASE! Political correctness gone mad.'

'Not exactly a rock scientist, are you?'

"I'm calling it 'casual Fridays.'"

I don't think this "jewelry" fad will catch on.

"There's no privacy anymore."

A caveman looks at a picture of Venus of Willindorf

"Go easy on the eyebrows. They take forever to grow back."

"A pretty rock is always nice at Valentine's Day."

"And what do you imagine will be the advantages of changing your name from Peking man to Beijing man?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"