Stone Age History Buff Gifts

An early vegetarian returning from a kill

Tourists

The first car accident.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Used wheels

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Litter Tray Stonehenge

Oog is backing up all our files.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'I'm not complaining or anything, but these are going to be really hard on our self-esteem!'