Stone Age Savvy Gifts

'Men! How many more times? This rock for woollens, middle for cotton and end one for wash 'n' wear.'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Used wheels

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Too much club."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

The first animation.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

The first Dermatologist.

"This is what I use for social media."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."