Stone Savvy Gifts

'I just love these granite counters.'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I call it angle-poise"

Unfinished Masterpiece.

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

Stonehenge Imitation

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Uh-oh, They're evolving!

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."