Stone Savvy Gifts

'I just love these granite counters.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of Social Security Privatization.'

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"I call it angle-poise"

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

Stonehenge Imitation

Daylight Savings Time comes to Stonehenge.

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'It's turned out well. Just a pity it went so woefully overbudget.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'I'm trading futures in green sheets.'

"Oh my god. She knows I schist my plants.

'Change, change, change - all we ever seem to get is change!'