Science Savvy Gifts

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Government to tackle anti-vax movement.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Albert Einstein

Fear/Knowledge

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Apples for sale

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"You're such a good listener."