Scientific Savants Gifts

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

New Year 2020

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

'He's a square!'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Keep it simple

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

'That's it? That's your backup plan?'

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"And you know, realistically, it's much safer than driving."

'Well, well, well - so today is your 50th anniversery with the company, eh? The company my dear old Dad founded way back in the fifties - Go ahead, help yourself to some biscuits.'

Dr. Stephen Hawking saved my life, doc. How so? Dr. Noodle. I was in a deep dark depression. I wanted to end it all. I was about to. But just then, through my tv, I heard his computerized voice announcing his discovery about black holes. They're the most powerful things there are. But he'd discovered that theoretically, they lose mass over time, until they're just ... gone. He said Things can get out of a black hole both on the outside and possibly to another universe. So if you feel you are in

"You need a haircut and a shave."

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

"I just invented fire and pollution."

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

"The sun is in the third house."

Bureau of statistics and probability

Attacking COVID