Science Fair Savant Gifts

"The sun is in the third house."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Nuclear generation of energy.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Science Fair Judgements

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

Your male pattern baldness is partly genetic and partly hereditary.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

'He's a square!'

Victorious Vaccination Campaign

"Aw, Johnny... Why did you have to go and change... You've mutated!"

Vaccines against Covid

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

Keep it simple

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'And as further evidence of global warming, we have a front of fried eggs coming in from the north. . .'